An Introduction To Bozoism and It's Relationship to Nincompoopian Thought

2010-05-06T17:28:00.000-07:00

An introduction to the thought of Nincompoops and Bozos: this is a copyrighted political satire. (click on highlighted texts for definitions of 'Bozo' and 'Nincompoop')

Nincompoopian thought is very much like 'Bozo-ism' and that similarity is a cause of concern. The ideologies, virus like, are able to use each other arriving at a mutual advantage which has the tendency to affect the host negatively in the overwhelming majority of cases. The virus / parasite host analogy is an appropriate metaphor within which to approach this topic. Both Nincompoops and Bozos are understood by political scientists as something resembling evolutionarily transmitted memes that have become cancerous.

Bozo-ism is a way of doing things that appears to have no relationship to the thing needed being done. The outcome is perceived as generally harmful or at best ineffective. Only 2% of Bozo inspired activities are considered positive by those experiencing the application of Bozoistic principles. The same statistical graph can be spoken of concerning Nincompoops.

There is an alarming statistical relationship predicted in the emergence of Bozoism in that it requires, like a natural law, a rise in Ninconpoopism. The two exist in a virus host environment. They live off of each other. It has not been determined which is the virus and which is the host. The problem is concerned with the phenomenon involving both schools of thought that at any time one can be either. This makes it difficult for political scientists to label the concepts being placed into practice. A Nincompoopian may one day be labeled a Bozo and the next day a Nincompoop.

So far world governments appear to be a heady mix of Bozoists and Nincompoopians. What this means for the future of mankind / womankind is uncertain. Psychologists have expressed concern that if a peak in Bozoism and Nincompoopism does occur the public mind will be disturbed, unable to understand what it is that is transpiring before there eyes and need to be medicated.

It may be just a blip. But if the trend continues this could bode darkness not seen since the 10th century and an ensuing epidemic of mass stupidity eclipsing anything this world has ever seen.

Thanks to those whose links I referred to.

The free dictionary and Wiktionary

Gitmo Dave's Journal of Politics and Public Policy

An Introduction To Bozoism and It's Relationship to Nincompoopian Thought